Lied on my resume but got the job
My name is Kudou and I am the smartest and cuttest cat in the entire world. My name in Chinese means "pants pockets," and I don't know how I feel about that. I live with my two humble servants in Beijing, China. I am the alpha around the neighborhood and once fought 6 stray cats in the middle of the night. I didn't not get hurt. My human were worried but I regreted nothing.